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What's in it for You?
The “Snarky” Approach to Mindfulness
In each episode, we’ll blend traditional meditation techniques (sometimes) with a twist of snark. From meditating on the sound of a ringing phone to finding your center while contemplating the mysteries of the universe – like, why is there always that one sock missing? – the “Snarky” approach is about finding mindfulness in the mayhem of daily life.
This podcast is more than just a series of (mis)guided meditations. It’s a sanctuary for the misunderstood meditators, the restless minds, and those who think a little too much. Here, we don’t just meditate; we celebrate the quirks of life. We meditate to the sound of laughter, to the rhythm of absurdity, and to the melody of realness.
Whether you’re looking to de-stress, chuckle, or just see what all the fuss is about, “Snarky Meditation for Pessimists” is your sanctuary.
Life is ridiculous; why shouldn't meditation be.
Who is
Tokumei Snark?
I’m Tokumei Snark, your enigmatic guide through the labyrinth of life’s absurdities, and the voice behind the mic – a shadowy figure in the world of meditation, here to challenge the status quo of traditional mindfulness with a smirk.
A dedicated meditator? Sure. (whatever you need to hear)
A conventional guru? Not so much.
Think of me as your unorthodox meditation mate, the one who laughs in the face of seriousness and finds peace in the peculiar.
As Tokumei Snark, I embrace anonymity not just as a choice, but as a statement. In a world obsessed with identity and fame, I prefer to let my words and my laughter speak for themselves.
It’s not about who I am; it’s about the journey I’m inviting you on. A journey where your only credential is your sense of humor, and the only requirement is an open mind (and tolerance for a bit of sarcasm).
Hearing Snarky Meditation for the first time
Realizes he wasted hours of his life listening to this podcast
Trying to figure out why the show even exists
Accolades, or not
These are some awards we never got and businesses we don’t know.
They look good here though, don’t they?
Why 'Snarky Meditation for Pessimists'?
Life’s too short for boring meditations. I believe that humor is not just the best medicine, but also the best meditation. This podcast is my rebellion against the overly-serene, whispery world of traditional mindfulness. It’s for those who’ve tried meditation and thought, “This is it?” For the skeptics, the cynics, those who can’t sit still, and everyone who’s ever stifled a laugh during a silent retreat.
