Finally! Meditation you can tolerate

Meditate on reality. Let your mind wander. Smirk a little. 

This is meditation for the rest of us.

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It’s that easy.

Like Yoga? This is the only yoga you’ll see here.

Hatha Yoga

We don't talk about yoga, but these poses...!

Vinyasa Yoga

We don't talk about this one either

Kundalini Yoga

Goodness! I never want to try to move this way!

Intuitive Yoga

I would hit the floor if I even tried this.

Aroma Yoga

She looks like she needs a chiropractor

Slow Yoga

The word "slow" is misleading here

listen here :

please buy me a coffee for snarky meditation

Buy me a coffee?

Ok, maybe it’s not a real coffee, it’s the idea of a coffee to motivate people to support the creators they enjoy.

It’s donating a few bucks to the show to keep the lights on, computer running, and my sanity in check with the caffeine. Because yes, I might have an espresso addiction. Or not – maybe it’s bubble tea…mmmmmm.

But seriously, if you can’t that’s ok, but if you can, click this button and help a girl out, that’s all I’m sayin’. You know what else would help? A great review! That’s equally meaningful, and totally free too!

And either way, in all seriousness, I appreciate your time. 

Thanks for listening to the show. Or whatever.

By the Numbers

Some people love numbers, so we’ve put them here.

I like how they move.

% over it!
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I mean , come on – how many times are people going to say “just relax & you’ll feel better.”

Years
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The number of years people have been meditating.

Snarky episodes per year
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Give or take. Life happens.

Days without a lost time accident
0

Larry, stop doing that!

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Accolades, or not

These are some awards we never got, and businesses we don’t know.

They look good here though, don’t they?

Snarky Meditation practitioner

Benefits of Meditation

I know meditation is good.

You know meditation is good.

It relaxes you, keeps your heart rate down, keeps you from beating up that tree in your back yard…or worse.

But sometimes, just listening to people who are super into it is just annoying. And the sitting? For THAT long? Ugh.

Finally! You’ve got some meditation you can stand.

Reviews
(we dream of getting)

This is the best meditation podcast ever!
Ima Meditator
Professional Quitter
I didn't want to like it. But I can't get enough! This podcast changed my life
Ben Dover
That Guy
What kind of person came up with this?They're brilliant! This is what so many people need. A little relaxation in a realistic format. Finally.
Mama Arkasticstay
Fitness Dropout